Father’s Day is quickly approaching and it’s time to find a gift for dad. If you are looking for a unique, personal gift, why not consider a trip to the spa? Every man in your life likes to be pampered, but some just won’t admit it. We do our best to make everyone feel comfortable in our spa, including men who have never stepped foot in a spa.

Father’s Day Special

For Father’s Day, we are offering a special “Papa’s Mountainside Retreat”. Your dad’s 75-minute session will offer the ultimate relaxation with a massage to ease the pain of his aches and pains. The special includes a special foot soother that heals and treats sore, tired feet. Whether your dad works hard construction all day or sits at a desk, there are plenty of pains that are worked away during our treatments.

With every Papa’s Mountainside Retreat, the guest will receive a “Tired Old Ass Kit”, which is a four-piece set your dad can take home to continue the pampering. While this kit is good for a laugh, the products are seriously effective. The ingredients are all 100% natural, with no harsh chemicals or parabens, and help fight exhaustion. Everything is safe for use and smells great. Here’s what is included with the kit:

  • Hand and body lotion
  • Mineral Bath Salt
  • Aftershave/energizing mist
  • Ass kisser sore muscle salve

This kit is also available for purchase for those dads who would prefer to not set foot in a spa, or kids who find that reminding their dad of his age is as funny as we do. Even though he is getting old and tired, he could still use a little relaxation at home after a long day of work. The smell is a pleasant lemon and eucalyptus which is refreshing and not too feminine.


These products and services work wonders at combating exhaustion for every hard-working man in your life. Show your dad how much you appreciate his hard work by giving him a relaxing afternoon being spoiled. With Father’s Day just around the corner, don’t wait too long to schedule an appointment for your dad. Contact us to schedule your Papa’s Mountainside Retreat today.